Side Effects: A Treatise on Time Travel

By the great philosopher, Dr. Blerg

Time travel, as we all know, is a real thing now. And, let's be honest, it's a real pain in the neck. But, you know, someone's gotta do it.

So, what are the side effects of time travel, you ask? Well, let me tell you:

Temporal Soreness

Also known as "Time-Traveler's Tenderness," this is the feeling of being out of sync with the timeline.

Symptoms include:

Mundane Displacement

A condition where you're stuck in a mundane routine, reliving the same old memories over and over.

Caused by: too much exposure to 90s pop culture.

Chrono-S prophets

People who claim to see into the future, but really they're just making it up as they go.

Caused by: too much time spent reading fortune cookies.

Paradoxical Pangs

A feeling of being stuck between two points in time, causing a rift in the space-time continuum.

Caused by: eating too much time-traveling pizza.

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